We found the perfect job for many of you – Kid Cudi is looking to hire a professional blunt roller.
The rapper took to social media to find a “professional blunt roller” in Los Angeles. “I need a professional blunt roller in LA,” he said on Twitter, getting straight to the point. “Hit @Shift_leader06 w resume. Serious inquires only!!”
Although it might be a relatively new job on the market, it might pay well: according to Complex, other rappers pay their assistants very well, with Quavo insisting that he gives his assistants a cool $5,000 a day. Everyday.
I need a professional blunt roller in LA. Hit @Shift_leader06 w resume. Serious inquires only!! 🥰✌🏾❤️
— The Chosen One (@KidCudi) August 15, 2021
Other rappers are also reported to have their own professional blunt rollers on the payroll too. Surprise, surprise, Snoop Dogg is one of them, as he revealed two years ago that he has a professional blunt roller during an appearance on The Howard Stern Show.
Snoop was even so kind as to give his professional blunt roller free weed for his troubles. “That motherfucker is like Lurch from the Addams Family. ‘You rang?’” Snoop said, describing his professional blunt roller. “That’s his J-O-B—his occupation,” Snoop continued. “On his resume, it says, ‘what do you do? I’m a blunt roller. P-B-R, professional blunt roller.”
And on an episode of Complex’s Jobs Unlisted, host Speedy joined Waka Flocka Flame to learn about being a professional blunt roller, a role Waka was paying around $50,000 a year.
It’s unknown if Cudi was already found someone to help him out in Los Angeles, but it might be worth dropping him a line with your credentials just in case if you think you’ve got what it takes. Good luck, amigos 🙂