Customs and Border Protection officers seized thousands of bongs (or should we say water pipes…) during an inspection at Dulles Airport in suburban Washington.
The glass bongs arrived from China and were bound for an address in California, CBP officials said.
You may ask why the fuck, the officers are still seizing bongs in 2020, but it’s illegal to ship bongs to the U.S. from other countries under drug paraphernalia laws.
The seizure of the 8,387 bongs took place at Dulles on Wednesday, officials said. The police valued the bongs $143,000. The true value of these shitty bongs is probably around $20,000 – $30,000 if you ask us.
“Customs and Border Protection remains committed to facilitating lawful trade while identifying consumer goods that violate U.S. laws or illicit products that can potentially harm our nation’s citizens,” CBP director Casey Durst said.
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