In some alternate reality, I like to think that had Jesus been born a millennial, then him turning the water into wine would have instead involved turning pens into blunts. But alas, this scenario is fictitious and we are no closer to turning pens into blunts than the Cleveland Browns are to winning the Super Bowl. But fear not, we have been blessed with an sativa-dominant hybrid called Jesus, whose glorious qualities will make you feel both enlightened and euphoric, so much so that you will be reaching the heavens in no time.
Not a walk in the park but not overly difficult either, Jesus can be grown indoors or outdoors and preferably in a well ventilated environment (like all plants really). The plant flowers within 8-9 weeks, growing to a tall stature and producing yields of around 400-500g/m2 on average. Don’t expect the nugs to come pouring in without paying close attention to your plant babies though! Constant monitoring and care are a must for any grow.
Jesus is best used medicinally to treat bodily pains, stress, and depression. Additionally, it can help to combat appetite loss, nausea, and fatigue, so the holy spirit is indeed alive and well in this strain.
Like many other weed varieties, Jesus can often bring about a dry mouth after having been smoked. Less frequently are spells of dizziness and anxiousness, but overall like the great man himself, there’s not much to hate with Jesus.