Every stoner has these kinds of stories. Whether you’ve gotten so high you forgot how to speak in either of the three languages you know (2011 was a crazy year for this author) or suddenly feel sorry for your houseplants because they’ll never experience true freedom in nature, you’ve definitely been too high to function at least once in your life.
If you’re a true stoner, you can definitely relate to every single one of the stories below:
1. Being able to surprise yourself
2. When you think you’re smooth AF
3. Everything is sentient
4. They probably didn’t notice
5. I’m not paranoid! You’re paranoid.
6. Doors have feelings too
7. Ready for Master Chef
8. Reality can be a bitch
9. And they didn’t even tip her
10. True genius happens when people are way too high